Just a millennial trying to make dinner without setting off the smoke alarm. Here to share recipes that are as easy as finding Wi-Fi, with a side of sarcasm and questionable life choices. If I can make it, so can you—unless it involves yeast. Let’s cook, laugh, and maybe burn something together!
Alright, folks, let's get into the kaleidoscopic world of Kale Caesar Salad – a twist on the classic salad that's got a lot more pep and a little less fuss.…
Servings: 4–6Prep Time: 15 minutesCook Time: 40 minutes Ingredients 2 medium sweet potatoes, peeled and cubed 3 carrots, peeled and cut into chunks 2 parsnips, peeled and cut into chunks…
Servings: 6Prep Time: 15 minutesCook Time: 40 minutes Ingredients For the Apple Filling: 6 medium apples, peeled, cored, and sliced (Granny Smiths for tartness or Honeycrisp for sweetness) 2 tbsp…
Servings: 2Prep Time: 15 minutesCook Time: 10 minutes Ingredients For the Stir-Fry: 3 medium zucchinis, spiralized (a.k.a. zoodles—because it’s fun to say) 1 red bell pepper, thinly sliced 1 cup…
Servings: 4Prep Time: 15 minutesCook Time: 35 minutes Ingredients For the Risotto: 2 tbsp olive oil or unsalted butter (butter for indulgence, olive oil for virtue) 1 small onion, finely…
Servings: 4Prep Time: 15 minutesCook Time: 25 minutes Ingredients For the Base: 1 cup quinoa (or couscous, farro, or any grain you can pronounce) 2 cups water or vegetable broth…